Blah Wars #68: The Sleeping Giant

December 16, 2018

John sits down with Greyson Marcotte, aka of The Sleeping Giant Podcast and known to many of our listeners as @sgcardsandtoys The two discuss the nature of their love for Star Wars, how to discriminate when it comes to collecting, action figures, trading cards, Greyson's wife Maggie who is a sketch card artist for Topps (Check her out @maggie_ransom) and much more besides. This episode contains some discussion about the most recent season of The Walking Dead. Massive thanks to Greyson for sitting in for Jude this week. You can listen to his show here: and here

On Friday night we recorded our Christmas special, which is out on Sunday 23rd December for the general public. Patreon subscribers will be able to listen and even watch the Christmas episode from Monday 17th December. Our third episode of Blah Wars: Monthly Payload will be released on 23rd December for Patreon VIP subscribers too!


Blah Wars #67: Galaxy of Adventures

December 9, 2018

John is getting ready for his first ever meat-free Christmas. Jude is having a nightmare with his mobile phone coverage or lack off. On the show this week we discuss Galaxy of Adventures, Disney's latest 'high octane blast' of animated shorts 'for the entire family' and the dangers of introducing your children to Star Wars from a very young age. John lays into Total Film magazine for touting clickbait. Kevin Smith has been and seen the set for Episode 9, but has he stopped talking about how much weight he's lost? Star Wars collectors were treated this week to a Parka coat from Columbia Sportswear, a replica of those worn by the Empire Strikes Back crew when they were shooting in Norway. A $500 a go, whose wearing that? Plus there's news from Star Wars Galaxy's Edge. Jude opens up about childhood fears, mostly about the Elephant Man and The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Next week, its the Blah Wars Christmas Special. We want to hear your Christmas memories, so get in touch with us via


Blah Wars #66: Kenobi is not happening

December 2, 2018

Jude has a really bad cold, so we're recording this week's episode from our separate homes. We start off with our reactions to Blah Wars LIVE! and John's been experiencing Star Wars in strange new ways thanks to the magic of Surround Sound. You've probably heard rumours of George Lucas directing a Kenobi stand alone movie? We explain why these are doing the rounds once again and why they shouldn't be believed. We also discuss the feasibility of visiting America, share some merchandise ideas we've been asked about, even have a little rant about negative feedback. While talking about Galaxy of Adventures, the new series of animated Star Wars shorts, Jude talks about the problems with getting his son to watch Star Wars cartoons and why children in general are becoming harder to please. 

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Blah Wars #65: MCM Comic Con Birmingham

November 25, 2018

Coming at you live from the Birmingham NEC, John sits in on a press conference with veteran Star Wars actors Ken Colley (Admiral Piett), Michael Culver (Captain Needa), Michael Pennington (Moff Jejerrod) and the great Julian Glover (General Veers / Walter Donovan in Indiana Jones and the last crusade / countless other Sci-Fi and fantasy). John also chats all things cosplay with cosplayers Liv Taylor & Leigh Hawker. Massive thanks to David at MCM Comic Con for letting us use the press conference room for some of this show and a huge thanks also to Annie Byrne for the press pass.


Blah Wars #64: Blah Wars LIVE!

November 18, 2018

Our first chaotic live episode, recorded at 2Northdown, London. John and Jude have just come from seeing A New Hope at the Royal Albert Hall the night before and you’ll hear about the people sat around us, Jude’s disappointment at the musical gaps in the movie and our pathetic attempts at self-promotion. John is convinced Mark Hamill has been cast in The Walking Dead, and he’s got evidence to prove it. You heard it here first! With very little Star Wars news to cover Jude shares his pants in the face story and you’ll also hear about the worst thing John has ever done. We’ve got lots of prizes to give away, so Jude was joined on stage by audience member and legendary cosplayer Leigh Hawker for a round of Who Wants To Win A Million Credits. In the second half of the show, were joined by Bradie and Raj for a look at Raj’s Star Wars amateur dramatics and we provide a commentary over the highlights from the Star Wars Holiday Special. Thank you to everyone who travelled so far to join us at this live show, we had the most incredible time and it was a pleasure to meet so many of you after the show. We recorded the audio from two sources, one straight from the sound desk and one capturing the ambience of the room. Massive thanks to Sam and everyone at 2Northdown for their amazing support and production assistance.


Blah Wars #63: The truth about Rogue One

November 4, 2018

How was spin off film, Rogue One saved and who was responsible, what was the story behind Anakin Skywalker's immaculate conception and is VR the future of cinema? These are the main talking points on the latest episode of Blah Wars.


Blah Wars #62: We want an open-world Star Wars video game

October 28, 2018

On this week's show, we share the sad news that John Williams has been hospitalised, forcing him to cancel a concert at the Royal Albert Hall. There's also been some news of theft from the Mandalorian set in Manhattan. What was taken and will this get leaked online? The main talking point this week is our vision for an Open-world Star Wars video game in the style of Rockstar's Grand Theft Auto and Red Dead Redemption series. Aside from these, we also discuss Jude's obsession with ASMR, follow up on last week's Mike Zeroh rant with some startling revelations about his influence on the press, play a a few rounds of Star Wars 'Who Am I?', even reveal the first records we bought. We've also recorded the first of our Monthly Payload episodes which are only available to our Patreon subscribers. Head to for more information on how to get these extra episodes and unlock other bonus content.


Blah Wars #61: [Insert Click-bait Episode Title Here]

October 21, 2018

In the X-Wing cross-heirs this week, youtuber and professional liar; Mike Zeroh, the art and consequences of trolling, Jude's Return of the Jedi rant, the visual storytelling of Star Wars and Chuck Wendig gets the sack. All that and more on the latest episode of Blah Wars.


Blah Wars #60: The Mandalorian

October 14, 2018

John and Jude discuss Jon Favreau's live-action Star Wars TV series, the Mandalorian. We also manage to talk about Back to the Future part 3 (someone says Western, Jude's only frame of reference is Back to the Future part 3). If you would like to support Blah Wars in exchange for some nice benefits, visit for more informaton on our tiers.


Commentary Series: Solo

October 7, 2018

Join John and Jude plus Blah Wars favourites Bradie Tippetts and Raj Rajendran for an audio commentary track for Solo: A Star Wars Story. You can sync this up your own copy of the film for a fresh and trivia filled perspective on this controversial spin off movie. Expect some suprises, amazing facts about the film and exceptional insight. Bradie and Raj will be joining us for Blah Wars LIVE! this November in London. If you enjoyed this commentary, why not come along and be in audience? Tickets are on sale now from - Just search for Blah Wars.